Funny sms; 9386 messages
5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults
A normal human
being cant do all this!
The remaining abnormals are called
DOCTORS..!
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Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->
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Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?
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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA
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Ans:
"GEO".. ;->
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Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...
Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
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ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...
MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE
5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py
"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->
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Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->
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~SPORTS NEWS~
The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.
Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match...
ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..
MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
Umpires: POLICE & RANGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don''t Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm.. ;->
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Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''''Ab kya lene aayi ho''''
Pathan ki B-v boli
''''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'''';->
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Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
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Dentist Ki Beti-
Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?
Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua
Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
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A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off
By
Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
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Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don''t have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
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Where did love born ?
Guess . .
Simple
In CHINA!
Becoz it has no warranty.
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What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
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U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:
1. No free msg
2. No bal
3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''
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